The Equation

The Equation:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage

- And that 1 Bloody marriage has 77777 problems. So beware of glance! __________________________________________________________

Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 be a pilot.

Vinod: I want 2 be a doctor.

Deepa: I want 2 be a good mother.

Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa. ______________________________________________________________

Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL! ______________________________________________________________

Liar:

A man is dying of Cancer.

His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom ___________________________________________________________________

Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED". _____________________________________________________________________

Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.